Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
#i’m imagining tyrion running around fucking shit up so jaime doesn’t feel awkward anymore #jaime keeps not being able to open doors #so tyrion yells at people for closing doors #jaime can’t use silverware #so tyrion starts eating with his hands (via @jeynegrey)
#OK but: Jaime not being able to use silverware, SO Tyrion starts eating with his hands #I swear by the old gods and the new, that’s what Tyrion would do.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life